perfectlyperchedpup

quinntuss

gretchensinister

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had.

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

rogha

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others.

egayroe

thevioletcaptain:
“thememedaddy:
“me irl
”
if i can just add–
”

catzilla97

gayteensupreme

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened
Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)
Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

quasi-normalcy

The idea that this miracle chair bares the last impression of their son before he was called away from the physical world by God Himself, but they're getting rid of it because it doesn't match their new carpet

thenotsonormalkid

w-for-wumbo

it’s time

nyehs

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

aaaaa42

it’s time

that-sammy-bitch

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

hockeylvr42

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

opals-official-twitter-account

I T S T I M E

scruffymcwhiskers

ITS TIME

flynn-science

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

i-am-your-highlady

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

anxiousflybi

je56

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

aquilacalvitium

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

aceofspades-lena

it’s time.

rainbow-eeveegirl

Time

dark-eyed-harmothoe

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

biggest-gummiest-spoon

MARCH

thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes

March 2, 2019

transdejahthoris

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 IT’S TIME <3

bogleech

bogleech

oh sorry

starlit-skys

It’s time

hybridcrows

ITS MARCH 3RD 2023

cheeky-orchid

It’s a day closer still 🦇

septiceyespeed

foggy-lavender-grey

i made this instead of doing the things ive been “forgetting” to do

foggy-lavender-grey

glad to see tumblr.com is receiving this well

keiffer96

yeailikeguys

flowergirlmiwa

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

duckdotcom

defenestratedgibberish

gemsforeyes

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

gemsforeyes

Penis

amygdalae

Not on my watch

skelettes

iced-black-coffee

mikenewtonhateblog

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

ladistark

dayvo

selfdeprecatingprincess97

dressedasgoblins

This is a mural in Austin that someone vandalized either way still a nice message

adventures-in-poor-planning

@admiral-ampersand

allieyy

The original artist’s response:

And the “young artiste”’s response to their response:

defenestratedgibberish

glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

kestrelsparverius

adrnired

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

autisticexpression

This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

the-haiku-bot

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

spaceinvaydr

alphapackfeels

somegoodlittlethings

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]